YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
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