Where did you get a picture of my penis
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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