Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
Randomize
