like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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