My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
New guy at the liquor store was inexplicably fascinated by our huge jug of williams. First he said what are you gonna mix THAT with? and looked confused when I said air.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
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