Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
Randomize
