I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
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