I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
All I want is dick and wine.
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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