I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
cell reception changed and I can no longer text you from the toilet... that means I'll be texting you less often, just fyi
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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