How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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