Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
Randomize
