I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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