her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
Randomize
