So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
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