Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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