last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
We don't watch enough power rangers
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
i now understand why vodka
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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