He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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