there was a trapeze. enough said
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
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