I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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