Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Randomize
