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i really wish james franco would like my vagina
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
I FOUND THE LEGS
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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