I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
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