Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
Watching her eat just hurts me
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
This can only be settled by a dance off.
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