i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
Randomize
