Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
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