i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
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