glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
she looked like the before picture.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
omg how embarrassing to not hear the delivery person knocking because you're singing "where are you Pizza" to the tune of "where are you christmas" too loudly
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
we're so committed to being not committed
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
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