She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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