butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
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