What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
I wish I could teleport
I feel like abortions should bother me more
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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