I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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