its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
I have post one night stand depression
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