Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
I told some guy on tinder, that apparently has a prosthetic leg, that I think we started off on the wrong foot. I hate myself...
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
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