So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
Randomize
