people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.�
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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