i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
should my penis look like a turkey
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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