Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
I just googled if crying burns calories
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
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