I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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