Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
Randomize
