I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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