just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
I walk into the pharmacy and I'm like "I need three morning after pills" and the guy was like "uhhhh". All I said was "we didn't plan it, we all just got laid the same night"
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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