Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
they're like a gay fantastic four
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
This is the high leading the old right now
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
It's no shave November. This is our time.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
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