I went to the gynecologist and they said, "you're the most fun person we've ever had," and i thought, "that's exactly why i'm here!"
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
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