Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
Randomize
