At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
whose parrot is this?
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
Randomize
