My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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