stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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