I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
I don't think brook has ever known best
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
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