My first STD was from a foam party
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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