I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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